Howdy howdy howdy! I sure do wish I could be playing my 'monica out on the range by the campfire, cooking some vittles! Instead I'm doing math homework. But I could be roundin' up some steers and lassoing 'dem dogies! Except I'm not. I'm doing trigonometry for Mrs. Schpiel's 3rd period class. That's taking place at a rodeo!! Nope.