It took decades for me to indulge myself in the wonder of the bunny slippers I never had as a child - but boy am I glad I waited for these babies! These are far from your ordinary fuzzy slippers. They are poofs of insulating supportive puffy practically weightless fluff that makee even icy tile flooring at 5 am feel okay to your toesies, your arches, your ankles! They have floppy silly not-particularly-symmetrically-sewn ears that are very fun to watch bobbing in any which direction, and sweet flirty eyes and boopable noses. They are pleasantly gigantic - no stubbed toes are even possible in these! - and they are the perfect not-too-tight, not-too-loose fit that encourages you to keep them on all. day. long. I would like to wear them to the mall, or grocery shopping. Or get married in them. The soft soles could do with a little bit of floor-gripping texture - I might try dabbing on some craft-glue dots to see if that gives them a bit of a tread. But they're really practically perfect in every way, and I would like to have a lifelong supply of them please!
