Dearest Reader,

It is with the greatest delight and astonishment that I set forth my observations regarding the Squishables Massive Fuzzy Bumblebee, a creature of such immense plushitude that I dare say even the Queen’s own lapdog would cast envious glances upon its form.

Upon its arrival at my humble abode—conveyed, no doubt, by a team of stalwart postal couriers who must have struggled beneath its imposing girth—I was struck quite senseless by its sheer magnitude. The bee, if indeed it may be called such, is of a size so preposterous that one might assume it to be the unfortunate result of an alchemist’s experiment gone awry, wherein an innocent honeybee was exposed to some manner of unholy tonic of growth. Indeed, I was quite certain that at any moment it might rouse itself, demand a cravat, and apply for a modest estate in the countryside.

The texture of this most corpulent insect is softer than the down of angels, smoother than the silken handkerchiefs of a well-to-do gentleman, and more comforting than a bowl of warm gruel upon a particularly dreary morn. To embrace it is to be transported to a realm of unparalleled coziness, where the cares of the world dissipate like fog upon the moors. It is, in essence, a most effective deterrent against melancholy and despair.

Yet, dear reader, be forewarned! This colossal bee, whilst benevolent in nature, commands an alarming presence. My dear Aunt Agatha, upon encountering the beast, did let forth a most piercing shriek and took to the fainting couch posthaste, mumbling something about the End Times. My butler, Jenkins, attempted to engage it in polite conversation before realizing, with great disappointment, that it does not, in fact, possess the power of speech.

Nonetheless, I remain steadfast in my adoration of this magnificent plush leviathan. It is a companion most loyal, a confidant of great warmth, and a presence so absurdly rotund that I can scarce gaze upon it without dissolving into fits of mirth.

Thus, I bestow upon the Squishables Massive Fuzzy Bumblebee my highest recommendation. Should you wish to introduce a touch of eccentricity and an abundance of fluff to your domicile, you shall find no finer investment.

Yours in squishy reverence,
A Most Devoted Enthusiast

its fuzzy and large

Bzz, bzz buzz buzz bzz! Buzz bzzy. buzz bzzzzzzz bzz. Bzz bzz, bzz bzz!(Translation)----Highly recommend! Can't wait to get Mr Bumble a Mrs Bumble. Mr Bumble has 2 kids, Bumble Jr (standard size bee) and Beeatrice (mini bee). He loves them more than anything!Also I love them too, Mr Bumble is one thicc bee and if you get the rest of them please stack them; they love being a part of the s t a c c

I love my bee!! She is the queen!!! she came in a big box and is so soft and plushy. I just fell on top of it hugging it. <3 <3 <3 Now I have the massive, mini, regular, and the undercover corgi bee!!! My bee family is almost complete! I just need to get the micro now! We will pollinate all the flowers!!! <3 SO HAPPY! Complete worth the money! NO REGRETS!

Wow. And let me repeat myself: WOW. I bought the very last Massive Bee in stock, and I hope they reissue these fellas, because they are NECESSARY for all bee-lovers, plushie-lovers, fun-lovers of all ages. I assumed the bee would be longer than he is. That isn't a complaint--I'm just astounded by how ROUND and WIDE he is. When I looked at the FedEx tracking before he arrived, and it said the package was 10 lbs, I realized I had vastly underestimated the scale of this bee. I was worried he would be too big to sleep with at night, but I just plop him right on top of my legs and sleep like a rock. I've named him Bartlebee and I love him very much.